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Don't use PHP

It's a huge wet fart.

Some webservers run on Python that might be better. Well, Ruby on rails too, but it's sort of irrelevant and I don't think I'm ever gonna learn Ruby.

https://sansec.io/research/php2shell

Reminds me of Log4Shell and the immediate insanity after the reveal of the exploit.

Glad I wasn't playing Minecraft at this point in my life omg.

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